If you're depressed and you're crying, like this joke.
Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?
Answer: Loneliness.
Listen, my friends say I am gay, but I tell them I am not because I am not happy. In fact, I have no life. You are my friend. I trust you with my life. Now, can you take it?
My depressed mom looks good hanging from a tree.
Being sad is my only happiness.
Is depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle.
What's the difference between a computer and a crumpled person? A computer runs.
Play dead, they said.
Wasn't too hard.
I've been dead inside for years.
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
