What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand?
"Hello Ladies!"
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Perform fellatio.
He couldn’t stand it anymore with his sister because he is in a wheelchair.
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands money.
Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "Yes sir, I did."
The robber shot him in the head, killing him instantly.
He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!"
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.
Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand-up.
If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
What does NASA stand for? Need a star asap
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
I sit because i can't stand you
What does "Keo" stand for?
Kick Elmo more.
Must. Escape. Meme.
Existence is what meme stands for for some haters.
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
So I went to a mall and I was finna buy something... and I saw a little boy and he said "hello," so then I passed by him and he said "hi," and I was like "hi nigga," and he said, "um, just wondering something... I mean I like jokes, but what is dark humor?" And I was like "umm🤔.. it's like 🤔🤔...like you see that guy without legs? Tell him to stand up"... and he said "I'm blind nigga" and I said "exactly homie"... aight nigga peace and look out😏😉
