A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands money.
Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "Yes sir, I did."
The robber shot him in the head, killing him instantly.
He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!"
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
Why does g-unit and c-unit stands for ?gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit
You’re so short you could sweep under your bed while standing.
Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand up.
If the teachers tells you stand up if your not gay and there’s that one kid in the wheelchair
I bulled a handicap today
What is he gonna do stand up for his self
What does NASA stand for? Need a star asap
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything
What does the initials NOW stand for? (A.) National Organization For Women (B.) National Organization of Whores (C.) All the above Answer: Since the initials Now can stand for anything the correct answer is all the above
I sit because i can't stand you
what keo stands for? kick elmo more
Must. Escape. Meme. Existence is what meme stands for for some haters
why was the short person a coward.they didnt stand up to challenges
So I went to a mall and I was finna buy sumn...and I saw a little boy and he said "hello",so then I past by him and he said "hi" and I was like "hi nigga" and he said "um just wondering sumn..."i mean I like jokes but what is dark humor?" And i was like "umm🤔.. its like 🤔🤔...like you see that guy with out legs? Tell him to stand up"...and he said "I'm blind nigga" and I said "exactly homie"...aight nigga peace and look out😏😉
yo mama so fat she stand on the scale and the scale says: i want your weight no your phone number
What did the Army Solider say after he got his legs fixed?
Afgan-I-Stand
What does BLM stand for? Bisexual Lives Matter
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand. And he said to the man Running the stand Hey Bomp bomp bomp Got any grapes?
All these jokes are so offensive Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it
