Stand

Stand jokes

Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.

What do the initials NOW stand for?

(A.) National Organization For Women

(B.) National Organization of Whores

(C.) All the above

Answer:

Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.

So I went to a mall and I was finna buy something... and I saw a little boy and he said "hello," so then I passed by him and he said "hi," and I was like "hi nigga," and he said, "um, just wondering something... I mean I like jokes, but what is dark humor?" And I was like "umm🤔.. it's like 🤔🤔...like you see that guy without legs? Tell him to stand up"... and he said "I'm blind nigga" and I said "exactly homie"... aight nigga peace and look out😏😉

Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"

What did the Army soldier say after he got his legs fixed?

Afgan-I-Stand.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand.

And he said to the man Running the stand, "Hey! Bomp bomp bomp Got any grapes?"

A married couple are on holiday in Italia. They look at the Leaning Tower of Pisa. He says: - Look, honey, this tower is crookedly standing! She: - Shut up!

(Standing means: penis erection)

What do you call two Michael J. Fox's standing next to each other?

Parallel Parkinson's.

Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves.