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Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!

"Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"

I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!

Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.

Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?

A: Covid.

What’s the difference between jelly and jam?

You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.

A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.

One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”

Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.

Ever wonder how a Jehovah’s Witness spreads their word during Covid?

Now that you’re here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?

An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.

Holy fucking shit, Addison, watersharky, Gwen, and all of you other cringelords, I swear to God if I hear one more thing about "please be kind, no bullying on the internet," I will actually shoot my local school.

You may not know, since you are only 8 years old or whatever, but the world is not kind. It’s full of sick people out to beat others, and the only way to stay safe is to beat them. So even if you think you are spreading kindness, it’s just gonna make you a target. So just stfu and keep your "please be kind" messages to yourselves.

2019 Senior Prank: Hey fellas, let's black out the school. Haha, we're so sneaky, oh yes!

2020 Senior Prank: Hey guys, I'm a tech whiz, let's spread a rumor on the internet saying a disease called the corona virus exists! Haha, it'd be so funny and good, even the whole world might fall for it!

Everyone in December 2020 looks at tech whiz: "...you son of a b*tch!!!"

Tech whiz: "You guys are the a**holes! I mean you fell for it for a whole year!"

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly your way into someone's pants.

Have you heard the gossip about the butter? Oh, I guess I better not spread it.

Did you hear the rumors about butter?

Never mind—you shouldn't spread them.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter open the door!

What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.

What sandwich spread makes people itch?

Flea-nut butter.

What did the guest say when he arrived at the peanut butter's dinner party?

“Nice spread!”

My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.

I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D

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Dang, it got ketchup on my sleeve. What do I do?

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