What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby?
Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
Literally every movie:
"I love you." "I love you, too."
My life:
My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes you!" Him: "Wtf, I have a girlfriend, sorry not sorry." His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country. 😶
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...
Peanut butter 🧈
Rose's are red lemons are sour spread your legs give me an hour
I was gonna tell a rumor about butter, but I don’t want to spread it.
Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today and treat others how you want to be treated!
Rate your day on a scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment [on] what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.
Is butt cheeks one word or should I spread them apart
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?
Telephone? No.
Television? No.
How then? Tell a woman!
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Spread the cat gun.
yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double page spread
what is the difference between a apple spread and an orphan spread?apples get picked
A woman walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs.
The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea with that." The woman replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different kinds and types of music willingly. I do not respond for the soul reason of ✨people✨ and do not take offense to anything that I post. If you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments.
The news of the brother getting sucked off regularly by his sister spread really fast... all over her face 🤤.
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
The tent pole is up, The canvas is spread, The hell with breakfast, Come back to bed.
Take the tent pole down, Put the canvas away, The monkey had a hemorrhage, No circus today.
