Spread Jokes

Literally every movie:

"I love you" "I love u too"

My life:

My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes u!" Him: "wtf I have a grilfriend sorry not sorry" His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country". 😶

Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...

What do strippers and butter have in common? Both spread for bread

COVID-19 is like Pasta

Asians invented it, Italians spread it.

Peanut butter 🧈

Rose's are red lemons are sour spread your legs give me an hour

I was gonna tell a rumour about butter but I don’t want to spread it

Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today. And treat others how you want to be treated! Rate your day scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.

Is butt cheeks one word or should I spread them apart

What does a hooker and butter have in common?

They both spread for bread.

What is the fastest way to spread a rumor? Telephone? NO. Television? No. How then? Tell A Woman

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spread the cat gun.

what is the difference between a apple spread and an orphan spread?apples get picked

A woman walks in to a dentists office sits on the counter and spreads her legs. The dentist says i think you have the wrong idea with that the woman replies last week you gave my husband his false teeth now you can get them out.

This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different l Kinds and types of music willingly I do not respond for the soul reason of ✨people✨ and do not take offense to anything that I post if you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments