Spread jokes
JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech.
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby?
Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
Literally every movie:
"I love you." "I love you, too."
My life:
My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes you!" Him: "Wtf, I have a girlfriend, sorry not sorry." His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country. 😶
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
Roses are red, lemons are sour, spread your legs, give me an hour!
Peanut butter 🧈?
I was gonna tell a rumor about butter, but I don’t want to spread it.
A woman walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs.
The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea with that." The woman replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today and treat others how you want to be treated!
Rate your day on a scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment [on] what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.
Are butt cheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?
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Spread the cat gun.
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?
Telephone? No.
Television? No.
How then? Tell a woman!
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.
This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different kinds and types of music willingly. I do not respond for the soul reason of ✨people✨ and do not take offense to anything that I post. If you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments.
The news of the brother getting sucked off regularly by his sister spread really fast... all over her face 🤤.
Ever wonder how a Jehovah’s Witness spreads their word during Covid?
Now that you’re here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?