Sports jokes
After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.
What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
I bet Kobe failed flying school.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with David Beckham?
They both dribble.
I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.
My friend had an allergic reaction after he ate a peanut.
We got his EpiPen to help him when Penaldo appeared because he heard the word "PEN". He tried stealing the pen, but I said, "No pens for you," and "Brentford". He cried and ran away. Shame on you, Penaldo the fraud!
"Float like a butternut, sting like a bee."
Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
Ball so hard! 😂🤣
Don't worry about missing a shot after yelling "Kobe". He didn't make it either.