Sports jokes
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
Where do you find white people on a bench?
- The NBA.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can’t find home.
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Memes
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!