Sports jokes
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
What is an animal that is always at a baseball game?
A bat! 🤣🦇🦇🦇🦇
Why did the police go to a baseball game?
Because a player stole the base.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
Doctor, what is wrong with me?
You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country!!!
Balls.
Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying, Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died, and two weeks later, Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said, "I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next."
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.
How do you make a fruit punch?
You give it a pair of boxing gloves.
Why are there no Olympics in Mexico?
Because everyone from Mexico that can run, jump, and swim is already over the border.
Why didn't the koala make the finals? It got diskoalafied.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired).
What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.
I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?
If you break a leg, you get cast.