What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
Sports Jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.
Why can Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail.
There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
