Sports jokes
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said, "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years." I walked away shocked but not surprised.
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
Covid said to stay 6 feet... I didn't think Kobe meant it literally.
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
I cleaned my room today. While sweeping under the bed, I heard my mop collide with something. To my surprise, I found Pristiano Penaldo hiding under my bed! My dad said, “Don’t bother sweeping him son, he’s been dusted for years.” I was shocked but not surprised.
Last week, I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a ball. I wondered where it came from, but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you, Penaldo, for almost killing me!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.