Sports jokes
How do you know when a football player has been to jail?
When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
How do you light up a football stadium? With a football match.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
Kobe couldn’t clutch up with the rift to go.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Basketballs are bigger than end.
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Rangers are a joke.
Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.