Sports jokes
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
Orphans play baseball because I don’t know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
He's the best! Hehehehehehehhehehhehehhehehehheh.
Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!
I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What did Hitler and Usain Bolt have in common?
They both finished the races.
The orphan was playing baseball. He hit a home run. His coach told him to run home. He couldn't find it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there would be no home base.
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.