Sport jokes
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.
What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
How did black people learn to steal sports cars?
By playing GTA nonstop.
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
So I stayed at home for Halloween when I suddenly hear a knock on my door. I open and I see Penandes! I was confused and asked him why he does not wear a costume, and he said he doesn't need to.
Then I realized that he's a ghost and gave him 3 candies. Enjoy the candies Pruno!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause there is no home to run to.