I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator.
He’s used to penetrating aggressively.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?
S, ss, slalom. A.
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
The Chaaaaaaaaaampioooooooooons!
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
