Sport jokes
I wonder why the baseball was getting larger and larger, then it hit me.
I have no puns because I don't play soccer.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore?
Because all the Mexicans that can run, swim, or jump are already here.
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
I got in a cage fight.
The hamster didn't know what hit him!
I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.
Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!
Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.
What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.