Sport jokes

My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.

My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.

Where would the next Formula race happen?

Answer: On your flat chest.

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Why are orphans good at dodge ball?

Because no one misses them.

Why do orphans like to play tennis?

Because that’s the only love they will get.

Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?

It's cuz they always eat the bat.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because they can't go home.

Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they have no home to go to.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.

I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because they can't get a home run.

I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.

We gave Erik ten Hag 7-Up after Liverpool thrashed Man Utd 7-0. He said, "F**k you all!"

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They have no home to run to.

Yo mama is so STUPID, she thought the Rams football team were actual RAMS.

Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.

My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.

Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.

A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.