Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
Sport Jokes
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can’t hit a home run.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
Basketballs are bigger than end.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
