Sport jokes
For a golfer, Tiger Woods isn't very good of a driver.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
Memes
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
We gave Erik ten Hag 7-Up after Liverpool thrashed Man Utd 7-0. He said, "F**k you all!"
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”
Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Messi is really messy.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.