Sport jokes

Where would the next Formula race happen?

Answer: On your flat chest.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.

I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.

Yo mama is so STUPID, she thought the Rams football team were actual RAMS.

Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.

Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?

It's cuz they always eat the bat.

My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.

My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.

What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both got taken out by two jets.

Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.

My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.

Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.

I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.

For a golfer, Tiger Woods isn't very good of a driver.

Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?

To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!

What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.

Why can't an orphan hit a home run?

He's got no home to run to.

Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.

I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.

We gave Erik ten Hag 7-Up after Liverpool thrashed Man Utd 7-0. He said, "F**k you all!"