Sport jokes
Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore?
Because all the Mexicans that can run, swim, or jump are already here.
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.