Sport jokes
Why can't orphans score in baseball?
They can't find home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
I'm dead serious about Kobe: Kobe in heaven...
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
Messi chiquito...
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Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.