We're gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill.
Theyāre draining the economy doooown!
Theyāve spent our budget on weed
and lube to spill Jackās seed.
Theyāve ruined our wonderful town!
We're gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill.
They have no moralityyyy.
Theyāre spreading degeneracy.
We ain't what we used to be.
Weāve got to kill ol' no good Jack and Jill!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water,
but then they stopped at the tippy top to smoke some marijuana.
They went to the store, and got some more, to fetch a āfewā more beers.
Next day they came, ran off again, repeat for 24 years.
Weāre gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill!
Theyāve banked off buying boooze!
Theyāll drink and sell the price
at the original times thrice.
Corruption wins, the avg. folkāll loseee.
Weāre gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill.
Their kidsāre in the business tooo!
Theyāre draining all our banks.
Give 'em well deserved spanks.
Weāve got to kill ol' no good Jack and Jill.
Jack and Jill Netflix and chilled and made a grave mistaake.
What a blunder, there was no rubber, now theyāre a house of eeiiight!
A bolt went off, they opened shop to resell their porn and lean.
It all went swell, but for us, well, weāre now an oligarchy!
WEāLL KILL OL' JACK AND JILL!