Spell jokes
Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.
A: Carrot 🥕
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Who? Are you meant to ask "who?"
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
"Among Us" in space spells "sugoma."
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
What goes cackle, cackle, *bonk*?
A witch laughing its head off.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
Why did the rape victim stop eating pears?
Because she was told that if you rearrange the letters "PEAR," it spells "rape."
How does a computer spell "Autocorrect"?
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬
F*ck in' the poo.
Shitty bichi cup.
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
Spell 'Imap' and say 'ness' at the end.
Africa spelled backwards is Acirfa, which means absolutely nothing. But Acirfa spelled backwards is Africa, which is a word.