New Spell Jokes - Page 3 - Worst Jokes Ever

What goes cackle cackle *bonk*?

A witch laughing it's head off.

Knock Knock Hows thre Gay Gay who Ur gay

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Spell.

Spell who?

W. H. O.

why do orphans not know how to spell.

because know one likes them dump people.🤭🤡

Nining leven BITCH. Idk how to spell but its that shit where the plains flew into them towers

why did the rape victim stop eating pears?

because she was told that if you rearrange the letters PEAR it spells "rape"

How does a computer spell Autocorrect

The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class 😬

Fuck din the poo

SHITY BICHI CUP

bro im so gay i can't even spell strait

Spell Imap and say ness at the end

Africa spelled backwards is Acirfa which means absolutely nothing. But Acirfa spelled backwards is Africa which is a word.

Funny how Hawking rhymes with talking and walking and he can't do either. And first 4 letters of his Christian name spells step and he also can't do that.

what can't an orphan spell? home.

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