Spell jokes

What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies? Fetus Deletus!

How do you spell racecar backwards?

racecar

How do you spell racecar sideways?

Paul Walker's death.

What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?

A ham sandwich.

you.

So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world.