South jokes
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
Your hairline's so bent, it goes west, east, north, and south!
Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"
Way down South: "You awake, mom?"
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"You're too young to smoke."
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
South's losing to Broncos. 😹
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
The wine taster at an old vineyard died. A homeless guy, looking ragged and dirty, came to apply. He persuaded the manager to give him a try.
The guy was given a glass of wine. He swirled, smelled, sipped, and spit. “It's a red wine, Merlot, three years old, grown on the South Slope and matured in oak barrels,” he said. "Impressive," said the manager.
The man is given another. “Still a red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, from the Northeast slope, stored in steel vats.”
The manager was amazed. He winked at his secretary. The secretary understood and brought out a glass of urine. The drunkard tasted it and said, “It's a blond, 27 years old, three months pregnant, and if I don't get this job, I'll tell who the father is!”
Why do birds fly south?
Because it's too far to walk.
Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
Wow, no SP jokes?