What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
Bird on the beach: seagull.
Bird by the bay: bagel.
Bird down south Philly Walmart parking lot: illegal.
Your career might be in the north, but it's going south :)
The South.
Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.
What does a South African Batman wear? A cape.
We don't got sluts in the South, we got NATS: Nasty Ass Traveling Sluts.
Q: Why did the flat earther become gay?
A: He knows a thing or two about giving dome.
Q: Why did he eventually become asexual?
A: He doesn't believe in anything south of the border.
Here's how to piss off all of North America.
All the United States is, is South Canadia.
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian.
