Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.
We don't got sluts in the South, we got NATS: Nasty Ass Traveling Sluts.
Here's how to piss off all of North America.
All the United States is, is South Canadia.
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.