Bird On the beach: seagull Bird by the bay: bagel Bird down south philly Walmart parking lot: illegal
Your career might be in the north, but it's going south :)
The south
Roses are red, I like girls from the south, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kids head and farting in his mouth.
What does a South African batman wear? A cape.
We dont got sluts in the south, we got NATS: Nasty Ass Traveling Sluts
Q: Why did the flat earther become gay?
A: He knows a thing or 2 about giving dome.
Q: Why did he eventually become asexual?
A: He doesn't believe in anything south of the border.
Here's how to piss off all of North America.
All the United States is, is South Canadia.
what did the south tower say to the north tower it said: nothing
9/11 joke
What did the North tower say to the south tower. "sorry can't talk, got to catch a plane"
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian
