South Jokes

Are you a blood bender? 'Cause you're making my blood go south🖤.

A UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?

It was a failure because:

South Americans don’t know the word “please.”

Eastern Europeans don’t know the word “honest.”

Middle Easterns don’t know the word “opinion.”

Balkans don’t know the word “give.”

Chinese don’t know the word “thoughts.”

Africans don’t know the word “food.”

Western Europeans don’t know the word “shortage.”

Americans don’t know the words “the rest of the world.”

Then they simply explained “just donate healthy food to the global south to help.” But that still didn’t sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word “donate,” and Pacific Islanders do not know the words “healthy food.”

What’s the difference between a cancer patient and a British news reporter in the South?

They usually don’t live to tell the tale.

Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.

Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".

(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)

Wanna know the last words of the south tower?

"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"

NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".

SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.

WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.

As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:

"Them slaves taking credit for everything."

The north and south towers got into an argument.

The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."

What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?

They both say "Hello children!"

Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones

North Tower: Hey south tower we can talk later I gotta catch a plane

Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?

Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.

South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.

North Tower: No, that was da plane.

When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."

Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza? It got a bunch of plane.

What did the south tower say to the baby north tower

Here comes the airplane

Pickup line for gay people:

Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.

A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.

The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"

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