Soup

Soup jokes

You couldn't spit out a good sentence, even if you ate a bowl of alphabet soup.

I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.

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  • Boy: Mom, why are you drinking this disgusting red soup? I wanted salad.

    Mom: Quiet, son. We only get this once a month.

    What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?

    What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?

    Vegetable soup.

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