Soup jokes
Why did Bella Thorne pass gas on "Shake It Up Chicago?" Because I gave her too split pea soup for breakfast.
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
I was making vegetable soup yesterday, but the wheelchair wouldn’t fit.
You couldn't spit out a good sentence, even if you ate a bowl of alphabet soup.
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.
I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.
Do you know what I found in my letter soup?
A space.
What do you call a pool full of handicapped people?
Vegetable soup.
Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother has diabetes.
What do you call an abortion in a bathtub?
Chunky Tomato Soup.
I have 2000 pounds of one-ton soup.
My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.
Boy: Mom, why are you drinking this disgusting red soup? I wanted salad.
Mom: Quiet, son. We only get this once a month.
What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?
What do you call a load of retards in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What's the chunkiest part of vegetable soup?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
How can you tell when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
It's easy to roast beef.