SOS jokes

Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.

Why is willb103 so funny?!!

Because he made the joke home page!!!

A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?

Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!

Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.

When you have an ex, you will notice that the word "ex" is short for "executed," so that's there for yous.

Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.

My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.

Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology.

Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.

Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?

Because they can’t stand up for themselves.

The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life, so he shot him. Then the judge gave him 15 years, so there you go, problem solved.

Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.

Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!

Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!

Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!

Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.

So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten off by a shark.

But don't worry, he is all right now.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!

You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!