SOS jokes
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password. Me: I don't have a password. So you *won't* have a d*ck after I tear it off you.
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Memes
This background is so good, and I would like to show yall it.
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.
You are so dumb.
You are so cat.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.
Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
A: Because of all its problems.
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.
Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
"Me fa so?"