SOS jokes

Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.

So if I drink alcohol, you're an alcoholic. But if I drink Fanta, I’m fantastic.

Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.

So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"

Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"

Why is the tire so tired?

Because it is tired out.

My life, haha, so funny!

Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!

Mom: I apologize, Sam, for being so mean to you. <3

Sam: Thank you, Mother, for your apology.

Mom: jk

So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.

The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"

Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.

Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!

Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!

Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.

Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.

Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.

I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.

Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!

Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!

My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.