Why is Donald Trump president?
So he can deport Mexicans to Mexico.
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Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
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The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
Me and my friends were talking. Then we started talking about our wives. I said, "So, I married a volcano for a wife. You never know when she will blow up."
One day, a man was walking in an alley when a crackhead attacks him. So the man shoots him in the head and runs inside his home. When he goes to his wife, she asks him if he saw her dad.
My wife's always nagging me. "You don't let me have any friends, I abuse her, and I'm always coming back late." So I thought I would treat her. I popped up in the attic and introduced her to two women.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
"Me so cutie right?"
So you decide one day to ask your son if he wants to f**k, do you do it for 3 hours, then you realize how will I explain another pregnancy to my sterile husband?
Yo, Dad is so skinny, he doesn't work out enough.
My kids [are] so damn bad[.] We took them to Disney in Florida. They paid me not to bring them back ever.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought weed to the highway. Then she realized, "I'm not stupid, I was just high as a bitch." She just got fucked so hard by her man, she thought she was high.
