SOS jokes

You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.

You are so dumb.

You are so cat.

Why did Stephen die so early?

He didn't use long lasting batteries.

Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.

Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.

Q: Why did the math book look so sad?

A: Because of all its problems.

My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.

Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.

You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!

Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.

Kid: So what? At least they love me more.

Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.

What's SoDN?

Suck on deez nuts.

Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.

Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!

You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.

"Me fa so?"

Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?

So they can be connected.

You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.

Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Best thing ever right here.

So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.