Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
SOS Jokes
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.
I don't know why everyone cares so much about 3D printers. I've had a Canon printer for years.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.
That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
There was an enemy with a machine gun.
My commander said, "Un-arm the enemy."
So I ran over to the enemy and chopped his arms off.
Yo mama so fat, she is fat.
Your bus is so short... the wheels touch.
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
So if I drink alcohol, you're an alcoholic. But if I drink Fanta, I’m fantastic.
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"
Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"
Why is the tire so tired?
Because it is tired out.
My life, haha, so funny!
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
Mom: I apologize, Sam, for being so mean to you. <3
Sam: Thank you, Mother, for your apology.
Mom: jk
So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.
The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
