SOS jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.

You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.

I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.

So people call me poor until they see my bank account.

Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.

Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.

Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?

Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.

You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.

Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.

When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.

Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.

I don't know why everyone cares so much about 3D printers. I've had a Canon printer for years.

My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.

So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.

That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.

There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!

There was an enemy with a machine gun.

My commander said, "Un-arm the enemy."

So I ran over to the enemy and chopped his arms off.

Yo mama so fat, she is fat.

Your bus is so short... the wheels touch.