SOS jokes

Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?

So they can be connected.

You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.

Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Best thing ever right here.

So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.

Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.

Why is willb103 so funny?!!

Because he made the joke home page!!!

A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?

Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!

Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.

When you have an ex, you will notice that the word "ex" is short for "executed," so that's there for yous.

Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.

My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.

Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology.

Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.

Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?

Because they can’t stand up for themselves.

The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life, so he shot him. Then the judge gave him 15 years, so there you go, problem solved.

Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.

Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!

Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!

Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!