SOS jokes
You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
Memes
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat, she is fat.
So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"
Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.
This joke is so dark, I need life.
One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.
It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.
Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!
Why are skeletons so calm?
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
Why is the tire so tired?
Because it is tired out.
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
Your bus is so short... the wheels touch.