SOS Jokes

Ass

I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.

Train

What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?

They will TRAIN together.

Why is it so hard to tame a dog?

Because it's unTRAINable!

Brother

So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"

The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"

Dick

Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.

Older boy: UNO reverse card!

Website

"Tj and Prince, I really think we should stop doing this date night, date fight thing on this website because it's driving everyone crazy, and this is a joke website, not a dating website, so I say let's just take this to Facebook."

Insult

1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”

2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.

3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.

Roast

James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.

My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.

My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!

Mama

Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.

Bum

Me: I broke me bum.

Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.

Momma

Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.

Mama

Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH