SOS jokes
Yo mama so fat, she classified as a whole solar system.
Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.
Arden is so fat!
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
Memes
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so dumb, she failed lunch.
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
Yo mama so dumb, she failed the survey.
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.