Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
SOS Jokes
Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!
I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.
You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"
The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"
Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.
Older boy: UNO reverse card!
"Tj and Prince, I really think we should stop doing this date night, date fight thing on this website because it's driving everyone crazy, and this is a joke website, not a dating website, so I say let's just take this to Facebook."
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.
My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.
My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!
You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
Me: I broke me bum.
Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.
Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
You so gay you have a fat sis and?
Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"
You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.
Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH