SOS jokes
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Memes
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. ππ ππππ€£
I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
Theyβd probably get shellshocked, wasnβt it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, Iβm headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
You are so ugly Santa goes "ho ho ho holy sh*t."
Yo mama is so ugly that Satan started going to church!
Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.