Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.
SOS Jokes
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Is it so? Do people get freedom?
Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Your hairline is so bad that KSI's hairline actually looks normal.
No, I don't want to fight, so I shall kill you (so we won't fight)!
Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.
Ever heard of the currency TNT?
All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!
Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
