Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
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Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.
Okay, so I have a dairy and sugar allergy, and if I eat it, I get REALLY CONSTIPATED, so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
Yo mama so fat, she fell over. Nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up.
You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.
Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
Your mama is so fat.
She went on a diet and solved world hunger!
Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.
Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.
This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
I got hired by an orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted.
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me free OnlyFans so I don't touch the youth.
