SOS Jokes

Why are Americans so bad at chess

They lost 2 towers

I nailed my Jewish girlfriend so hard she turned Christian.

Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”

Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Ran out of toilet paper so had to start using lettuce leaves...today was the tip of the iceberg

Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

So I went to my friends funeral today, As we were all leaving a kid put a get well soon card next to my friends grave ‘poor kid’

yo mama so fat she went swimmimg with the whales and sang weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!!!!!!!

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.

THIS IS A RYTHME

jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana

jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said u know u wanna

jill said yes as he grabbed her dress

and they had a little fun

jill forgot her pills so now they have a son

I would name my daughter awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.

Yo mama so dumb. She sold her car for gas money.~~ Yo mama so poor the ducks throw bread at her.

So Duracell batteries do run out .

surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that they're arms don't get tired..

why does an orphan go to church ? so they call someone father and be loved

My brother called me short and ugly so i called him an ambulance.

I heard a joke about candybars, but it wasn't very funny so I just SNICKERed

I'm so mad I got arrested for rape even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute but how was I supposed to know she never told me.

Brian has a crush on a cute girl Sally from school so he goes and tells his dad about her and he says sorry son you cant like her she is your sister. So Brian is okay with it and he starts to like another girl Madison and he goes up to his dad and says I have a crush on this girl Madison and again the dad goes oh sorry son you cant like any girl in school they are all your sisters so he goes crying to his mom and says dad said I cant like any girl because they are all my sisters and the mom goes oh it's okay you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad.