SOS jokes

Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.

That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.

So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"

Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"

Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"

Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.

Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL

A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.

The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.

Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.

For so long, I thought I was a Gemini, apparently I'm Cancer!

Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!

My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.

Spring is here, I got so excited, I wet my plants!

What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.

You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can never find home.

My job is so amazing.

Today a man asked me to check his balance, so I pushed him over. His balance isn't good.

How did the toilet react when it received a gift?

That was so pot full (thoughtful)!

I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂

Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!

Why was the people's wedding so miserable...

'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.

Why do orphans look at a house for so long?

'Cause they never had one.