Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
SOS Jokes
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Your hairline is so wonky that it looks like the McDonald’s sign.
Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.
Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
