SOS jokes

Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?

He’s just Biden his time.

Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.

Why did the AI go to school?

To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!

Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.

Your hairline goes so far back, I remember seeing it in the Stone Age.

Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?

Because a SANSET is happening.

Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.

The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"

Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"

I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...

It was wrong on so many levels.

My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.

Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.

My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.

A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"

Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.

Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.

Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣

Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.

Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"