SOS jokes

You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.

It's so cold, I mist bring my jacket.

Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.

Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.

What a magic trick, it's so bad!

Too bad, chick.

Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.

Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?

When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.

One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.

Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."

Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"

Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.

Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.

That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.

So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"

Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"

Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"

Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.

Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL

A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.

The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.

Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.

For so long, I thought I was a Gemini, apparently I'm Cancer!

Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!

My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.