SOS Jokes

Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"

Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.

Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.

Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.

I asked the homeless woman if I could take her home. She said yes, so I took it.

Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?

He’s just Biden his time.

Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.

Why did the AI go to school?

To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!

Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.

Your hairline goes so far back, I remember seeing it in the Stone Age.

Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?

Because a SANSET is happening.

Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.

The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"

Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"

I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...

It was wrong on so many levels.

My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.

Why was the rapper so good at math?

Because he could count his bars.

Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.

My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.

A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"

Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.