SOS jokes

Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.

Why do orphans hate baseball so much?

Because they can't run home.

I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.

I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!

So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.

Your face is so big that not even you can see it.

Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.

Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.

You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.

Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you!

Yo mama so fat, she took both sides of the family.

You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.

It's so cold, I mist bring my jacket.

Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.

Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.

What a magic trick, it's so bad!

Too bad, chick.

Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.

Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?

When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.

One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.

Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."

Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"

Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.