SOS jokes

TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.

Why do orphans like to have sex?

So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."

A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"

You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.

Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.

Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!

Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!

Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.

My girlfriend didn't bring me the sandwich, so I brought the gas.

Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.

Why do orphans hate baseball so much?

Because they can't run home.

I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.

I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!

So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.

Your face is so big that not even you can see it.

Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.

Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.

You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.

Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you!

Yo mama so fat, she took both sides of the family.