SOS jokes

Mama

Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!

Mama

Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.

Mom

Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.

Mama

Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Memes

Mama

Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.

Mama

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Mum

Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"

Family

"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝

Pet

Why do white people own so many pets?

'Cause they can't own people anymore.

Mama

Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.

Human

Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?

Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.

Reincarnation

"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.

"Why?" said her friend.

"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"

"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.

"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."

Eye

Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.

Couch

Why does everyone like couch jokes?

Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!

Dick pic

When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:

"Enjoy the little things."

Robot

Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.