SOS jokes
So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"
So um uh I like people who like people who like people.
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.
So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.
A sister went to her brother's room and says,
"I'm scared, can I sleep with you?"
"Yes, sis."
"What is this?" (pointing at his dick)
"My pet snake."
"Can I pet it?"
"Yes."
He wakes up in a hospital.
"What happened?"
"Your snake spit on me, so I bit his head off."
"You dummy!"
"Whaaat?"
Memes
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.
The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"
How do you put a baby in the blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get it out? Tortilla chip.
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!
Hey, who thinks Gwen is a dummy, so is Jaden and Kenya!
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!
Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice and dreams.
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.