SOS jokes

Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!

Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.

Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.

Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.

Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.

Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.

Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.

Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.

Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.

Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.

You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!

He’s so short no one can see you very close by.

Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"

Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?

You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-

(Destroys phone cutely)

Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.

Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.

Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!