SOS jokes

Blud is so old he pre-ordered the Torah.

I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂

Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣

You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.

Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."

Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."

Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.

eBay is so useless.

I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.

Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.

Your hairline is so far back it looks like it got smacked up by Will Smith.

Why do high tides come up so high?

Because they come up to say hi.

Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.

The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!

Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!

Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.

Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.

Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.

Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.

Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.