SOS jokes
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Memes
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Yo mama so stupid, she went to Dr. Pepper for a check up.
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"
So I threw my dictionary at her.