SOS jokes

Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.

Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.

Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.

So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hey guys, so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! So far it's me and Royal. If you want to join just comment why and you're in unless people have reasons to not want you!

This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).

Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?

I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.

Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!

Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!

I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.

Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!

Your hairline goes so far back it left before your dad did.

Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.

My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.

You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.

You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!

You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!

Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

Silence...................punch!

Yo momma is so old, she farts dust!

Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!