So I went to the bank and a lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her over.
SOS Jokes
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."
I work at a bank and an old woman asked me to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
Becky: Rob, you're so stupid! Anything that you say is stupid!
Rob: .....BECKY :3
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
If you don't like my spelling, Explain Bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear? I've got more internet power and meme power, so shut the duck up and get a life and stay off my property and the internet.
"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."
Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
