SOS jokes
Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Memes
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.
Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a COVID test.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"