SOS jokes

I kicked a soccer ball into a kid in a wheelchair, so we are playing Rocket League.

Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.

Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!

My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.

Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.

Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!

My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.

Me: So you're gonna leave me again?

Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.

Why are orphans so sad?

Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."

Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"

Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"

Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?

Because she’s blind and deaf.

Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!

Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.

You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.

Why are orphans so successful?

When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.

Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.

My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.

Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.

Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a COVID test.