SOS jokes

Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.

Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.

Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."

Your hairline goes so far back it left before your dad did.

Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.

My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.

You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.

You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!

Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"

Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

My grandfather told me I’m too reliant on technology, so I unplugged his life support and called him a hypocrite. I doubt he ever said that to anyone ever again.

To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!

Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.

Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!

They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3

My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?

Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.

Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.

When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.