SOS jokes

Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.

It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.

Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"

Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!

You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!

Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

Silence...................punch!

Yo momma is so old, she farts dust!

Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.

Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.

Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."

Your hairline goes so far back it left before your dad did.

Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.

My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.

You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.

You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!

Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"

Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

My grandfather told me I’m too reliant on technology, so I unplugged his life support and called him a hypocrite. I doubt he ever said that to anyone ever again.