SOS jokes

You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."

Yo momma is so old, she farts dust!

Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.

Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!

Your hairline goes so far back it left before your dad did.

"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"

You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.

Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.

Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!

I kicked a soccer ball into a kid in a wheelchair, so we are playing Rocket League.

Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.

Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?

What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?

You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.

Little Johnny said to his mate, "I bet I can make you swear." His mate said, "Good luck." So Johnny told his mate that he slept with his sister. His mate yelled, "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"

Why are orphans so sad?

Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."

Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"

Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?

Because she’s blind and deaf.

Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.

Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"

Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!