SOS jokes

Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.

Me: Okay, so an Asian...

Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!

My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.

Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.

To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!

Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a COVID test.

Yo mama so FAT...

That when she had sex with you...

Your balls turned to pancakes.

I wish I had emo nails,

So they could cut themselves.

Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.

We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.

Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.

So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.

Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.

Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?

I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.

I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.

This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).

Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.

You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.

You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.