SOS jokes
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
*Coughs roughly* Oh my God, it hurts so much. I can't see. It burns! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! *Weakly*
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Memes
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!
Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.