SOS jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Your mom is fat and so are you.

Study tip: Laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears!

Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?

Because they come back.

I'm so depressed, I gave my therapist trauma.

Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."

My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.

Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.

Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.

"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."

Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.

My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."

I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."

It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.

Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"

Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!

You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!

Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

Silence...................punch!

Yo momma is so old, she farts dust!

Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.