SOS jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"

Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.

Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!

You're so ugly your mirror shattered.

I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"

So a kid was crying... I asked him what was wrong.

I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE!

Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.

You know why morning food digests so quickly.

Because it breaks fast.

Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.

My doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15. Problem solved!

You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.

Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.

They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...

Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!

Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.

You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.

Yo mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.

Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.

Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.

Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.

Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.