SOS jokes

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.

The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"

Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!

Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"

Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?

Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!

You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.

Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.

He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.

Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.

Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.

If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.

Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"

Why are Nazis so good at soccer?

Because they're so good at shooting.

You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.

Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.

Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!

My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.