SOS jokes

Q: Why is the graveyard so noisy? A: Because all the coffin.

If you don't get it, it means because of people coughing.

Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.

Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix you!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.

Why are orphans and bananas so much alike? Because they both get split.

Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot dated her.

Poor Uranus, he is so gassy.

I tell a man, "Get me a Glock 19." He comes back with a glove. I was about to shout at him, but then I saw a pistol in his pocket, so I left and thanked him.

Why do orphans go to church?

So at least they will have someone to call father.

We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop, I thought there had been a horrible accident.

Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.

I dipped my hand in red food dye, so I said, "Looks like I’ve been caught red-handed!"

My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.

So I threw an orange at her.

Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.

Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.

My mom smashed my Xbox, so I smashed her daughter. 😏

Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.

Ugh... I hate Anons so much, they're annoying as fuck.

Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.

Some moving men had just begun their day's work.

The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch.

The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."