SOS jokes
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B đź’ż.
Mom died, so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site.
I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.
So, every time I walk in the door, my kid shuts his laptop. So, I check his history. It was good, but my wife checked mine, and she didn't say the same. The words I heard were, "Get out!"
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.
Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣
Memes
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.
You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!
I wish I could follow you, though.
But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(
Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
So I laughed at their chalk outline.
Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.
Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
Yo mama so fat, I couldn't see the store.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...
It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.