SOS jokes

I wish I could follow you, though.

But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(

Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.

They laughed at my crayon drawing.

So I laughed at their chalk outline.

Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"

Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?

So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼

I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.

Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.

Yo mama so fat, I couldn't see the store.

Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...

It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.

So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.

Why is Biden a priest?

So kids call him father.

Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.

*Coughs roughly* Oh my God, it hurts so much. I can't see. It burns! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! *Weakly*

A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."

God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate.

Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so-called "rise in teen pregnancy."

Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.

Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.

Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.

My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.