SOS jokes

Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.

My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.

Yo mama so fat, I couldn't see the store.

Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...

It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.

Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.

Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣

My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.

So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.

God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate.

Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so-called "rise in teen pregnancy."

Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.

*Coughs roughly* Oh my God, it hurts so much. I can't see. It burns! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! *Weakly*

Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.

A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."

Why is Biden a priest?

So kids call him father.

Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he just asked her to move.

Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.

Your hairline is so bad man, I gave your doctor a breathalyzer.

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.

Have a guess who came crawling back?