SOS jokes

Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.

Yo mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.

Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.

You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."

Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.

Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.

So Mungus.

Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?

They already lost two towers.

Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.

Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.

So there’s this air purifier in my room, right? It’s really noisy, so I unplugged it to sleep better, and sure enough, I fell asleep faster. So I came to the conclusion: if I unplug noisy machines, people will sleep better.

It worked really well in my local hospital.

Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.

Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.

Why did the dinosaur take a bath?

So it can get ex-stinked!

Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.

My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.

Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.

Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.