What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
SOS Jokes
Your mom's a whore, and so are you!
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.
Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
Yo mama's so fat, I run around her for exercise.
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.
You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.
