SOS jokes

So there’s this air purifier in my room, right? It’s really noisy, so I unplugged it to sleep better, and sure enough, I fell asleep faster. So I came to the conclusion: if I unplug noisy machines, people will sleep better.

It worked really well in my local hospital.

Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.

Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!

Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.

My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.

Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.

Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.

So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.

Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!

Why does an orphan go to church?

So it has someone to call father.

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.

You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.

Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.

Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?

Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!