SOS jokes

Your mom's a whore, and so are you!

You're so ugly, you make onions cry.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.

You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.

You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.

Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?

So she can moan with her right hand.

Your hairline is so far back it took a trip to America.

So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.

When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.

I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.

So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.

Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!

Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?

Why was the orphan so successful?

When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.

Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.

My sister told me she liked Medusa.

I said, "Huh?"

My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.

So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."

Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.

Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!

Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.