SOS jokes

Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.

If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.

Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"

Why are Nazis so good at soccer?

Because they're so good at shooting.

You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.

Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.

Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!

My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.

Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!

Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.

Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.

Yo mama's so fat, I run around her for exercise.

So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.

Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.

You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.

Someone threatened to break into my house, but I am in a wheelchair. I said sure, and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.

Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?

Why does an orphan go to church?

So it has someone to call father.

So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.

You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!