SOS jokes

Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!

Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.

Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.

Yo mama's so fat, I run around her for exercise.

So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.

Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.

You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.

Someone threatened to break into my house, but I am in a wheelchair. I said sure, and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.

Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?

Why does an orphan go to church?

So it has someone to call father.

So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.

You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!

Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.

Your mom's a whore, and so are you!

Why do orphans love school so much?

They have no HOMEWORK.

Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.

Why are Asian's dicks too small?

So they can reset the calculator.

Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.

Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!

Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.