SOS jokes
To Tina: Hi, love, you're my oldest and dearest friend. I will love you for as long as I live. I luvv you so much, my sweetest, dearest darling.
Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in the room, we missed three seasons of our show!
So cinema.
Memes
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.
*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"
*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
The other day my girlfriend asked me to hand her the red lipstick, so I handed her the dog.
Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
911 help. Hello?
Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏