SOS jokes

Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

So there was a reason why I hated math.

I suck at problem-solving.

Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.

You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.

Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.

My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!

You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

They already lost two towers.

Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.

Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.

911 what's your emergency?

"Burning in toaster."

"Toast?"

"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"

"Set fire to my forest!"

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."

Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.

"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"

"He died."

"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."

(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"

I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.