SOS jokes

Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!

lmao

Why does a blind man still have eyes?

So he can see that he can't see.

Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.

Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."

TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.

TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!

Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.

Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.

Why are bears' hair so sticky?

Because they use honeycombs.

Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says "expired."

Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"

Brayden: "Hey!"

*Music roles around*

*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*

Brayden: "O_O"

Hailey: *Hides*

So sad </3 xD

You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.

My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself, so I did it for her.

Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.

Why are corners so hot?

They are always 90 degrees.

I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.

Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.