SOS jokes

My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?

Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.

A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.

You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.

Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?

An acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word "nuclear" is part of a penis.

My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.

Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?

Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.

Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.

My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.

What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.

911 help. Hello?

Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!

Why was the rapper so good at math?

Because he knew how to count his bars!

This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"

Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"

Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.