SOS jokes

Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says "expired."

Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"

Brayden: "Hey!"

*Music roles around*

*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*

Brayden: "O_O"

Hailey: *Hides*

So sad </3 xD

You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.

My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself, so I did it for her.

Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.

Why are corners so hot?

They are always 90 degrees.

I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.

Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.

Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

So there was a reason why I hated math.

I suck at problem-solving.

Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.

You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.

Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.

My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!

You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

They already lost two towers.

Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.