What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
SOS Jokes
911 help. Hello?
Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"
Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"
Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!
Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
Roses are red, Violets are fine. Why is your life So much better than mine?
My wife wanted something that went from 0 to 80 very quickly.
So I brought her a new bathroom scale.
You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor, so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends.
Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot.
You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate!"
Yo mama so fat, the only letters that she knows are KFC.
Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!
Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...
Ugh, I hate anons, they're so anonnoying.
