SOS jokes
Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes.
So she gave me a hug.
Memes
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Yo mama so stupid. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.
JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.
Your hairline goes so far back even history canβt record it.
Your mom's so fat, she doesnβt need internet, sheβs already world wide.
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
So I'm reading Hamlet, right? And then this one page they like, "Yo, like, Hamlet the fuck t tgo foff off KING speak, yo" π π π π π π π truth ong fr π Face with thing is funny or... π π π π the
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
My sister is so short she can't walk.
The nut is so solid, itβs peanut brittle.