SOS jokes

Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.

I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.

Your mama is so nasty.

She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.

Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.

You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.

Where do babies get baptized?

So the priest can wash their sex toys.

Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.

My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."

Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.

Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.

Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.

When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"

Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"

Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.

Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"

Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!

I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.

So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....