Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.
SOS Jokes
When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"
Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.
Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.
You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
Your hairline is so far back, even Vegeta laughed at it!
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 12 episodes!
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
Yo mama is so ugly, her pictures hang themselves.
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
