SOS jokes

Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.

You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!

Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?

Because they already lost two towers.

So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.

So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.

Alya is so retarded.

I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"

"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.

Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.

My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.

And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.

Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?

So they can spell "home."

Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.

Trump cheated so much he cheated himself out of an election!

Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.

Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

A: Because they lost two of their towers.

Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.

Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...

Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.

Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.

Yo mama so ugly... when she went to the haunted house... she came out... WITH A JOB APPLICATION!

So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."