Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
SOS Jokes
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Yo mama so ugly... when she went to the haunted house... she came out... WITH A JOB APPLICATION!
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"
Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.
Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.
Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"
Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.
