SOS jokes

Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself, so I did it for her.

Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?

Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.

My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.

So did my friend on the right.

I had a dream of skiing.

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

Why are corners so hot?

They are always 90 degrees.

I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.

Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.

Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.

Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

So there was a reason why I hated math.

I suck at problem-solving.

Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.

You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.

Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.

Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.

Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."

Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.