SOS jokes

Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.

Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.

I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.

I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.

Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.

Sister: You're so stupid.

Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!

Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."

Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"

Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.

Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!

Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.

You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"

Yo mama is so ugly, her pictures hang themselves.

Yo mom's so old, she went into the museum and walked out with a raise.