SOS jokes

Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.

You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!

Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.

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Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.

Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.

I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong, but I thought they were talking about a food, so I said, "Wrong yummy!"

Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.

Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.

I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.

I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.

Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.

Sister: You're so stupid.

Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!

Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."

Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"

Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.