The nut is so solid, it’s peanut brittle.
SOS Jokes
My sister is so short she can't walk.
Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?
I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,
they bring me things. <_>
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Pillsbury was a fruit.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"
Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.
