SOS jokes

Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!

Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.

I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.

Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.

Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.

Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!

My friend's mom: Why you bully me?

Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.

I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.

You're so ugly that I choked and died.

Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.

Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"

Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.

The nut is so solid, it’s peanut brittle.

My sister is so short she can't walk.

Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.

Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.

This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?

I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,

they bring me things. <_>

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.

What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?

"I'm so crazy in love..."

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Pillsbury was a fruit.