SOS jokes

Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.

I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"

"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.

Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.

So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.

Trump cheated so much he cheated himself out of an election!

Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.

Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?

So they can spell "home."

Yo mama so ugly... when she went to the haunted house... she came out... WITH A JOB APPLICATION!

So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."

So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"

Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"

Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"

Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.

The coffee was getting mugged, so it called 911.

I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.

Autobots, "Roll Out!"

Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 100 pounds of crack.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Pizza.

Pizza who?

Never mind, it was so cheesy.

I named my dog "5 miles," so now I can tell people I walk "5 miles" everyday. 😏😎

Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.

They asked to tell them a joke, so I said no.