SOS jokes

Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.

Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

A: Because they lost two of their towers.

Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.

2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.

Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.

You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.

Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.

Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.

I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"

"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.

Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.

So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.

Trump cheated so much he cheated himself out of an election!

Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.

Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?

So they can spell "home."

Yo mama so ugly... when she went to the haunted house... she came out... WITH A JOB APPLICATION!

So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."

So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"

Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"

Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"