SOS jokes

Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?

Me: Because I love miners!

You're so fat,

when you stepped on the scale,

Buzz Lightyear came out and said,

"To infinity and beyond!"

You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.

Why do orphans like to go to church?

So they have someone to call father.

If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?

Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.

Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.

Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.

Yo mama is so dumb that she went to the eye doctor just to buy an iPhone.

Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.

So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.

The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."

Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?

So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.

Yo mama so stupid, she shoved a battery up her butt and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"

I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...

"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.

You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.

Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.

Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her on Halloween.

Yo mama so hairy, she braids her elbows.

Your hairline is so ugly, I thought you were Shrek!