SOS jokes

Why does Saturn have a ring?

Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.

Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."

So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.

Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.

I lit a retirement home on fire so that all the seniors can be cremated for free.

Yo mama so fat,

she fell off BOTH sides of the bed!

Yo mama so ugly,

my screen cracked when she took her photo!

Yo mama so ugly,

they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.

You're so fat,

when you stepped on the scale,

Buzz Lightyear came out and said,

"To infinity and beyond!"

You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.

Why do orphans like to go to church?

So they have someone to call father.

If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?

Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.

Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.

Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.

Yo mama is so dumb that she went to the eye doctor just to buy an iPhone.

Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.

So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.

The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."

Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?

So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.

Yo mama so stupid, she shoved a battery up her butt and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"