Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
SOS Jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
Why are vegetarians so good at giving head? Because they’re used to having nuts in their mouth.
This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.
So I left my mom with my baby, and I was terrified when I came back; the wheelchair was in the water.
So I went to Comic-Con and saw a man with an arm missing, and I thought, "Cool display," until I heard him screaming and getting the other arm chopped off. Then I said, "Man, now that's a 10/10 display, wow!"
