Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here sorry If he might have crashed...
I saw one kid in a game he went "I love you tree" hes was dumb as cant tell sorry/
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim parctice, and a bunch of hw, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
Push yourself, because no one will do it for you.
Love y'all so much!
your so ugly that Everytime you look up in the sky god says sorry can't help you
Sorry man but I got to say one thing you know when a bully in a movie walks you to you then they walk up to yiu and they smell you and say what are you doing
Do u want to hear a joke about a construction? Sorry still working on it!
Hey wanna hear a construction joke? -sure Oh sorry I'm still working on it :-]
Here are a few:
While I was out shopping i tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me, for fun I said "Sorry! It's been awhile since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.
Dads are like boomerangs. . . I hope!
Son: Dad why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.
You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth
Why cant orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
Yo mama so ugly when she went to the ugly club but they said sorry professionals only
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says you have homework tonight he said sorry teach I don't got a home
a boy/girl: I love you Me: I love me too! But sorry my mom said I can't date trash go back to the trashcan. The boy/girl: I- *Is depressed*
Why did the cliff feel offended? Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life. (I'm sorry...No I'm not)
My joke is about archer riddles sex life wait sorry there is none.
Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.
I was shopping for a halloween costume, but once we got to the ghost section all of the costumes were out of stock! It turned out Pristiano Penaldo was buying them all! I came up to him and asked why he was doing this and he said: I’m sorry, but it’s match day, I must be a ghost 👻👻
yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join the ugly contest they said "sorry, no professionals"
yeah she said do you love me, i said only partly i love my bed and my mommy im sorry.
Hey guys, its Hailey here.
Ima start off with henlo ;-;
I know you guys aren't going to believe me because of the assholes who were faking to be me, but if you can try to believe me, I'll explain.
So, Jake. We can't really be together anymore, since we no longer can chat. I'm so sorry.
Basically, my parents caught us on here as you realized. Yayyyy.
I don't have time to say anything else. So I've gotta go, but thankyou guys for everything you did for me.
Also, You won't get any response from me so yea. So sorry guys ;-;
