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hi guys i just found this website i got emailed by joshisboss or something have a great day 👍🏻

A note for my old English Teacher:

Mr colin, who loves making a din, he thinks everyone loves him, but little does he know, that's not what everyone shows, about his life he ploughs and ploughs, about his dog bella and his relation-ship woes... mr colin, we do not care, when you speak, our minds are not there, your life you have unnecessarily shared, when we see you, our eyesight is impaired... Mr colin, rumbling about his exceptions, just when someone puts something in the bin, or chatters to someone, not even causing a din, but Mr Colin, drinking too much gin, will flail all his annoying attention on him, he'll push his limits, right to the rim... And just how i love flan~ Oh he's finally gone~

@DreamBlue

Wanna here something twisted? A pretzel

Always!

The pupil can expand
as much as 55% when
you look at something
you love

I asked my sister to say something She said No

That's what I like to hear

Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic. Next, google 'God in Aramaic'. See the results for yourself. <3

want to know something jason and michael myers had to watch there family while they have to live forever thats why they kill there trying to make people expreience what they did.

HARRY POTTER MEMES

ADMIT IT.
POTTERYSCAMANDER IG
Neville's parents...
They suffered something
worse than death
YOU WANTED HER DEAD
MORE THAN VOLDEMORT
I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR PARENTS, BUT
NO SPELL CAN REAWAKEN THE DEAD,
HARRY. I TRUST YOU KNOW THAT.
EXCEPT FOR THE TIME TURNER!
WE'LL USE THAT TO SAVE
BUCKBEAK.
$$$$$
What?
They got expelled?
Sorry, i live with
Hermione
RANDOM WOMAN
YOU'VE JUST MET
TELLS YOU TO RUN
10 INTO A BRICK WALL 9
IN ORDER TO GET
TO THE OTHER SIDE
SOUNDS LEGIT
VOLDEMORT IS AFTER SOMETHING....
SOMETHING HE DIDN'T HAVE LAST
TIME.
ALL YOU HAVE
TO DO IS RUN
STRAIGHT INTO
THAT BRICK WALL
OVER THERE AND
YOU'LL END UP ON
PLATFORM 9 AND 3/4
A NOSE?
Why is the Ravenclaw
symbol an eagle?
ww ww
I HAVE MY ARMY
oh I dont know,
maybe, a Raven?
WE HAVE NOSES
What other animal
would you want
it to be?
IF YOU BECAME STRANDED ON A DESERT ISLAND AND COULD
ONLY HAVE ONE BOOK WITH YOU, WHICH BOOK WOULD IT BE?
THE OLD MAN AND THE SEA
JILLY COOPER OR THE BIBLE
HARRY POTTER
ABART
THE GREAT GATSBY
HOW TO BUILD A RAFT

😂

What do you want, Severus?
Well, go ahead...
I wanted to say something...
Roses are read, Violets are blue,
I thought Voldemort was ugly,
then I saw you...

Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500. The first replied:"For 500€? Of course!" The second said:"I'd do it for free!" The third replied:"I would even give her 200€!" The fourth replied:"With my ex? Never!

I'm the third one 😅

Three types of students during finals
OH, I KNOW THIS.
I MUST REMEMBER
SOMETHING.
WHAT.

I hate when people leave their cars running Especially in the summer. I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"

One day I was with my mom and we had no money on the credit card and we live far and we my mom was hungry. A guy and his friend had a car and k us if we were lost. We said no we have no ride, no money and my mom is hungry. So the guy would take us for a blowjob each so I was driving the car and my mom gave the both guys a blowjob. We had to get out the car to look for something then the two guys went in the car and told us we got bad news and good news. I ask what the bad news that they're not taking us home so I ask what the good news they told me that they feed my mom and drove off. I guess where we i guess the left us wsnt long walk and my mom wasm't hungry no more.