Why did sally fall off the swing ?
Because someone booted her in the face 🤣🤣
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that. :|
Why do orphans want to be gay? So they have someone to call Daddy.
a conductor was conducting a song, at the end he through his conductor's stick and killed someone, he was put to the electric chair but nothing happened, they asked why he didn't die and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor"
A man was hitting a woman with his d*ck. Someone ran up to the man and said “THATS DOMESTIC VIOLENCE” the man replied with “no, it’s not domestic violence it’s DUMBASS-D*CK VIOLENCE”
someone dies
All my life I wanted to be somebody. I wanted to achieve something. Now, after messing up my life at every possible chance, I finally realize that what I really want is to have been someone after following through with one thing.
went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man." I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
What's the difference between Pikachu and a Orphan?
At lest someone chose Pikachu
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else
"Sari"
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple you don't.
What's the difference between covid and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Ask someone to call you a bitch when they do tell them bitches do as they are told
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision. );
why did the orphan become gay, because he wanted to call someone daddy
He was saying jokes and someone said you are on a roll
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on youtube? A very good person
what do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? a heavy drinker
Why do orphans go to church? So they finely have someone to call father.
why does the orphan like nature, he can call someone mother
