Someone jokes

When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."

Someone tracked down a cripple and said, "You can hide, but you can't run!"

Who do you call someone that steals his brother's girlfriend and [is] disowned by his whole family? Brandon.

Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.

Why do orphans go to church?

It's the only place where they can call someone "father."

Tip for Kindness for the day.

Tip one. Always speak up for yourself.

Yes, letting someone else speak up for you is nice but also speak up for yourself, be brave if a mean bully comes along. Speak up for yourself and others if they need it. Best, Gwen

"Shout out to entity...welcome to hell!"

"Every time I see your icon I vomit lol."

"Get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help..."

what do baby’s and grenades have in common?

They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise

I went for a job interview today, and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."

"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible!"

Someone on here said it previously:

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is until my mom took the urn away from me.

I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.

I'm bored and I'm sure someone scrolling through here is too, so wanna chat? Pls.

Kindly yeet someone!

Why does an orphan go to church?

So it has someone to call father.

It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.

But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .

Why is my plane delayed?

Because someone hit the Sears Tower.

What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"

"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"

Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."

Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.

Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.