Someone jokes
So, Dora is having a sleepover with her cousin Diego at Dora's house. Later that night, Dora's mom hears someone screaming, "Go Diego go!" for at least a couple of minutes, and then it stops, and she goes back to sleep.
But then she hears the same thing a couple of minutes later, so she walks in and hears "Go Diego go!" She walks over to Diego's sleeping bag and looks, and it's empty, so she walks over to Dora's sleeping bag and looks in and sees Dora getting f
... by Diego and hears Dora saying, "Go Diego go!" while moaning.
Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can't. It's also, in a way, kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wish you could F, but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can't or you just can't.
If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to kill myself, I'd be a millionaire.
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because someone booted her in the face. 🤣🤣
Will someone play Roblox Adopt Me with me?
Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?
Someone eats glue and tells the other, "Sorry, can't stick around!"
I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed, "Cheese-its, Christ!"
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he gets to call someone father.
Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.
And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.
Anyone who says they don't like cats has never had one cooked right...
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
Why do orphans go to church?
It’s the only place they can call someone “father.”
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone "father."
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
When someone calls you, say this: "Hi, welcome to Dave’s Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"