Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."
Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.
What's NASA's grossest mission?
Probing Uranus.
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.
What planet is related to planet butts? Uranus.
SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!
Why didn't Neptune marry Saturn?
Because he knew he wasn't hot!
Latest news: a new planet has appeared close to Uranus.
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.
Poor Uranus, he is so gassy.
Uranus has a lot of poop. Yeah. That is my joke.
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
